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Okey dokey... Let's get this out of the way right now... I'm not an internet marketer... and I don't want to be one when/if I grow up, either I am here to BURST YOUR BUBBLE and draw you back in to the land where there is opportunity for those who invest a little bit in themselves... work hard... and follow instructions... In case you never heard the story of why they call me GROUCHY.... here is a condensed version: Once upon a time, in a land not so far away... Some internet marketing-type dude wanted me to hype and sell his "frauduct" which he said would allow the lazy and incapable to sit around and make money in their boxers or flimsy nighties all day long... So, I asked him... "If that's the case, then why are you selling your "SECRETS" for $97 dollars? Heck, if I knew the secret to making money while sitting around in my PJ's sipping lattes I sure wouldn't be telling ANYONE at ANY price.. I would just do it and keep all the money for myself" The IM dude called me "GROUCHY" and hung up.. never to be heard from again. Are You Looking for A People-Free Business? Well, Search No More...They Don't Exist! Point is...it's really, really hard to have a business without people... to sit in a darkened cellar and be anti-social and force folks to send you money... And it's kinda CREEPY, too... ARE YOU FINISHED READING- JUST BUY THE COURSE THEN. IT IS CHEAP AND YOUR BRAIN WILL GET BIGGER! The Internet is simply a tool to help you connect to (gasp) people and help aforementioned people get to know you and your product or service... to help them learn how to use it to grow THEIR own businesses, or have a better family life... or get healthier, etc. Many of the folks claiming they are MAKING TONS OF MONEY on the internet without lifting a finger or without dealing with the masses are forgetting to tell you that, most of the time, the vast majority of their actual sales are made offline...dealing with flesh and bone sentient beings... A lot of the INTERNET MARKETERS make their real money from old school direct mail or telemarketing or from the platform at LIVE EVENTS... You see, it usually takes a series of fortunate events to create a sale using the internet... For most legitimate businesses it goes something like this: 1. Get FOUND 2. Engage 3. Follow Up 4. Follow Up 5.Follow Up 6.Follow Up 7.Follow Up 8.Follow Up 9.Follow Up 10.CLOSE (if you've done things the right way) Trying to shortcut the process might (and this is a huge might) bring you a little short-lived cashflow... but most of the time you will be pushing away more people than you attract. And every day, the process will get a little harder to repeat... Until you are left with nothing but memories of "that day five years ago when I made $2,000 in one afternoon" If you've ever done that... CONGRATULATIONS... It was a fluke... now MOVE ON! I am starting the first of some very basic, very easy-to-do courses that will help you non-technical people... you business owners who hate trying to market online.. but know you need to do it... And you folks who already have an IT or web design or SEO specialist helping you, but you want to get conversant with marketing on the internet so you can make sure you don't get ripped off by FAKE EXPERTS... The first course is a six week (twice a week) emailed video course on basic SEO. I call it: "Google(r) Blessed in 12 Easy Steps" It is 12 bite-sized and easily digestible audio/video courses that show you, step-by-step, things you can do right now to improve your chances of getting FOUND in the great big digital junk drawer that is the internet... Cause, honey, if you can't be found... the most gorgeously rendered, incredibly awesome website... The greatest product ever to come from the mind of man... the cutest video of your dog wearing a pink sweatsuit and bling... Won't help you sell a thing... Waiting to GO VIRAL? ... HA! Good luck with that! Did you post a video to Youtube? YAY YOU! (you are ahead of 75% of most business owners!) Maybe it was a cute video of your kitty in her Halloween costume Or your new puppy... It's so adorable, it's BOUND TO GO VIRAL... And you'll become so famous that thousands of people will flock to buy your STUFF... You'll get invited to be on ELLEN or THE VIEW People will post your video on FACEBOOK or email it to their friends... You'll become a reality TV star... Come on now... what do you think the odds of that happening really are? Over 48 HOURS worth of video are uploaded to YOUTUBE.. EVERY SINGLE MINUTE! Yes, you heard it right... the equivalent of about 24 Hollywood length movies gets uploaded every single minute of the day... 24 hours a day... So, the odds of you going viral are slim to none... The odds of even getting enough people to look at your video and become prospects are also pretty slim ... UNLESS you do some basic things to help your video get found by others... The GOOD NEWS IS... Most people just aren't doing the basic things that MUST BE DONE in order to optimize their videos and websites for search... Because of this, if you learn a little fundamental SEO, you might very well beat out your competition.... That's why I sat down and wrote the "Google- Blessed" audio/video course... Because with over 65% of all searches being conducted on GOOGLE... You really do need to get the blessing of Google on all your web endeavors..;. And It does take some effort on your part.. but you don't have to be a geek or black hat SEO expert to do it... Just follow my PLAIN ENGLISH, no fluff, mercifully SHORT (most are under 9 minutes or less!) video series... Buy this series and:
And you can do all of that... for less than a week's worth of triple lattes at "Warbucks" So, support your local Grouchy and do yourself a favor... Click the buy button and start upping your VIDEO OPTIMIZATION GAME today... You and Fluffy the Kitten will thank me! |
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